Many people come up to me, wondering how i've achieved so much success during my freshman year. So upon request, i've assembled this five step guide to excellence as you matriculate through the duration of your undergraduate experience.
1. Every single door that you see, you must kick in.
2. Every single opportunity that you have to consume alcohol, you must seize it.
3. Every single member of the opposite sex, you must hit on.
4. Every single one of your professors of the opposite sex, you must hit on.
5. Every single class must be skipped at least once a week.
oh hellllll naw.. you setting up a bad example for the in coming freshman... smh alcoholic lol.. not good dimples
ReplyDeletelmao. GREAT advice.
ReplyDeleteOh shit.. my next post should clear things up.
ReplyDeleteahahah!!!!!! you think i came to college to learn?!?!?!.... nigga hell no... I came to get with girls, drink.. and maybe pull some decent grades on the side..." quote of my life from kevin porter
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